So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Couch. On fire.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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