Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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