is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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