I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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