Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it because I queefed?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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