Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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