what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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