I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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