You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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