Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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