Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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