So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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