Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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