Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
