Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got inside last night via doggy door
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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