But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she peed on how many people?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
This is classic penis vs brain.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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