that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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