i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
