I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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