This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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