She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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