i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
