I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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