She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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