It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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