Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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