Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
