You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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