You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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