Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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