roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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