She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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