This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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