i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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