Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
