I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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