we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
They took my balls.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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