So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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