i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
