He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
