We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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