I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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