I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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