when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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