I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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