Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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