this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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