I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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