I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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