So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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